Friday, April 4, 2014

The Ultimate March Madness- Jellybean Addition

It's not technically March anymore, but since the NCAA tournament is still going on, I thought I'd share my bracket.  No, not that bracket.  I'm not much of a basketball fan, but my husband and his family all watch basketball all. day. every. day…..seriously.  So of course we all make brackets and compete with each other…thanks Arizona for securing a big fat loss for me this year, btw.  

I would much rather spend my time on something I feel passionate about- like candy.  I have been on the hunt for a few years now for the perfect jellybean, and yes, I am being completely honest here.  Full disclosure, I am a candy addict.  And proud of it.   I love chewy/fruity/juicy candy, so jellybeans are pretty much the trifecta.  

This year, I focused specifically on what I consider to be Easter jellybeans.  No special flavor themes like "tropical" or "spiced", these are all for the original flavors.  I disqualified Jellybellys because I don't consider them Easter specific, you can find those bad boys at all times of the year, trust me on this.  I chose 4 teams for the selective tourney- Starburst, Sweet Tart, Jolly Rancher, and Brach's.  Judging was completed by a highly trained candy professional- me.  The scores were determined by highly specific statistical analysis of the following categories:

1. Flavor Variety
2. Flavor Quality
3. Texture ie. chewiness vs hard shell factor


And drumroll please….the results!


It was a tough battle this year.  Sweet Tart succumbed to Starburst in the first round due to lack of flavor variety.  Brach's played a shut out against Jolly Rancher who failed to achieve greatness in any category.  It was a battle to the end between Brach's and Starburst.  The elusive black licorice jellybean including in Brach's original was the secret weapon, but ultimately not strong enough to defeat the mouth-watering red Starburst.  Starburst reigns victorious until the battle continues next year.  Congratulations to all Starburst flavors, its quite the accomplishment!

6 comments:

  1. Where is the LOVE button?? LOL Best post ever written! ;)

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  2. Love it! Starburst jellybeans are soooo good. I might have to run to Target and get some this weekend!

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  3. Too cute! But, I'm not a jellybean person in the least! :)

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  4. NOM! Love jelly beans. I heard there were some nerds jelly beans this year. You'll have to try those sometime!

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  5. Um, this is hilarious and awesome. I always got Starburst jelly beans growing up, and I agree - they are delicious. Brachs are kinda icky...remind me of old people candy. haha. Where do jelly bellys fit in?! :)

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  6. I definitely agree with the results of this contest. I love jellybeans of all sorts though...even Brach's. (-:

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